Donald Trump has reportedly made at least $1 billion from cryptocurrency, making him, in his own estimation, the ideal person to dispense advice on this risky investment. His guide includes launching your own cryptocurrency, preferably with a name like 'Trumpcoin'—because why not make it as grandiose as possible?

Trump suggests attracting investors who might not be the sharpest tools in the shed, while also roping in family members to run the operation. According to Trump, understanding cryptocurrency is crucial, as is learning from actual crimes, but not too much—just the parts that won't land you in jail.

He humorously advises becoming president to boost your crypto endeavors, claiming it opens doors to more collaborations and adds a touch of credibility. Finally, Trump emphasizes the importance of exiting the market swiftly, comparing it to discarding a warm dog turd. His tongue-in-cheek approach highlights the unpredictable nature of the crypto world.