A wedding videographer is in hot water after delivering a video that didn't quite capture the magical vibes the bride hoped for. Martin Bishop, the professional behind the lens, filmed Louise Malley's wedding at an Oxfordshire country house, only to receive backlash for his honest depiction of the day.

The 90-minute tape, according to the bride and her husband, merely highlighted an overpriced gathering where guests appeared less than thrilled. While the bride wanted a video that would rival a Disney fairytale and make her look like a supermodel, what she got was far from it.

Mrs. Malley was quoted saying, "I'll have the director's house for this," expressing her dissatisfaction. Meanwhile, Bishop defended his work by pointing out his contractual clause that humorously states, "you cannot polish a turd." He suggests that perhaps next time, the bride should focus on more booze and less on an extravagant venue.

In his defense, Bishop added, "Experts agree that the secret to a magical celebration of everlasting love is a ton of free booze. And skip the disco as well. Load of piss."