War drives hatred of benefits claimants up to 2006 levels

WAR in Iran, and the prospect of poor people receiving fuel subsidies, has driven national hatred of anyone claiming benefits to levels not seen since 2006.


The threat of a fuel bailout not benefiting those with high incomes and multiple homes has caused a spike of loathing comparable only to the Thatcher years or the screening of a Channel 5 documentary with the word ‘scroungers’ in the title.


Professor Helen Archer, who teaches class loathing at the University of Durham, said: “It’s a dramatic shift. Five years ago calling a pregnant teenager on a council estate a ‘chav’ was considered poor taste.


“But now Waitrose shoppers have to continue paying energy bills they can easily afford, society has slipped back decades. Expect happy slapping and ASBOs to make a resurgence as an inevitable side effect.


“While once a wartime cost of living crisis would have engendered solidarity, those days are gone. In the modern era, a crumb of support offered to anyone who isn’t you or a pensioner with an exceptional war record is reason enough to hate.


“Of course, when Labour does its usual U-turn from a policy that makes financial sense to a policy that appeases voters, these payments will be a subsidy not a benefit. The resentment will remain and affect political affiliation accordingly.”


Benefits claimant Tom Booker said: “It was lovely to be seen as almost human for a while. But now I will resume my role as a parasitic scourge on civilisation.”

Source: The Daily Mash (UK)

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