US President Donald Trump has made a serious threat to the Iranian government, saying that he is willing to use the most destructive explosive in America’s arsenal: SpaceX Starships.

“We must be ready to use everything we have,” said Trump, “and there is nothing more deadly than a SpaceX mission.”

The Iranian government has responded by saying they believe America is bluffing, as the threat is only a problem if the spacecraft can hold off until after takeoff before exploding, “Tesla’s scientists do not have that capability yet, maybe in 5-10 years.”

Trump also hinted at taking things even further by unleashing all the self-driving Teslas he purchased a couple of months ago, to take out Iranian cyclists.