Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They've Been Sleeping There

In a classic case of workplace antics, Tesla employees found themselves in a frenzy, trying to make it seem like they hadn't left the office since Elon Musk was out of town. With Musk away in Washington, D.C., the employees pulled out all the stops to create an illusion of overworked dedication. "Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we've been showering here," said Tesla engineer Todd Costello, who was seen hastily munching on pizza while tossing crusts across his colleagues’ desks.

The employees went as far as inflating air mattresses in the boardroom and scattering used toothbrushes in the kitchen to add authenticity to their tale. Costello even suggested adding to the ambiance with a 'rank smell' in the corner. However, it seems Musk was reportedly too distracted to notice any of these efforts, allegedly due to being strung out on ketamine. The scene reflects a humorous take on the lengths employees might go to impress their boss, even if it's just for show.

Source: The Onion (USA)

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