RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight

In a tongue-in-cheek article, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. humorously asserts that vaccines are no more effective than drinking horseshoe crab blood straight from the source. He jestingly critiques the promises of pharmaceutical companies, suggesting that the only effective component in vaccines is horseshoe crab blood, which can be easily sourced from your local estuary. He humorously adds that this natural remedy is accessible even to children and the elderly and claims that a horseshoe crab would never lie to you. The piece ends with a comical note that Kennedy has been hospitalized after attempting to swallow a horseshoe crab whole.

Source: The Onion (USA)

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