Public to vote on which billionaire gets eaten first

In a shocking new TV format, the public will get to vote on which billionaire is killed and eaten. This isn't your average popularity contest, as the stakes are quite literally life or death! The competition is sure to be fierce, with the world's wealthiest vying for the least appetizing position.

Broken News brings you all the juicy details along with a side of puns, making sure you're entertained while you decide which billionaire you'd like to see on the menu. The show promises a feast of entertainment, blending satire with a premise that's sure to leave a taste in everyone's mouth.

So, who will be the first to be served up on a silver platter? Stay tuned for the most deliciously absurd voting event of the year!

Published: 30 May 2025

Source: Chortle (UK)

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