In the quaint town of Beverly, MA, local resident Mark Cromwell is taking Halloween preparations to a whole new level by starting his Dracula impression months in advance. Cromwell, who is determined to perfect his Count Dracula voice, believes that 'an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.' This proactive approach means he spends 45 minutes each morning and evening practicing his Dracula voice, ensuring he doesn't have to cram in October.
To aid in his vocal transformation, Cromwell has already acquired a rehearsal pair of fangs, which he uses to practice enunciating through the costume teeth. Although his current impersonation leans towards Bela Lugosi's classic portrayal, Cromwell is studying other Dracula renditions, including Gary Oldman and Christopher Lee, to add his unique twist.
Despite his dedication, Cromwell humorously acknowledges the challenge, quipping that the last thing he wants is to panic and end up saying something clichéd like 'Bleh!' However, with Halloween still months away, he remains committed to the craft, even contemplating switching to a mummy costume, which might offer a less vocally demanding role.
Source: The Onion (USA)