Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House

In a surprising yet humorous stance, local mom Sandra Peck from Cleveland has expressed her preference for her kids to host a 'freak-off' in their own basement instead of at some rapper's house. Peck insists that if her children and their friends are going to engage in such wild activities, she'd rather they do so at home where she can keep an eye on them, rather than at a stranger's place stocked with baby oil. She argues that having the drug-fueled party in the family basement allows her to monitor their safety, even if it means cleaning up a mess of bodily fluids and ecstasy the next day. Peck also believes that hosting a freak-off could serve as an educational experience, teaching her kids how to handle the legal aftermath with non-disclosure agreements.

Source: The Onion (USA)

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