In a surprising and bizarre turn of events, Elon Musk has appointed a Ouija board that allegedly communicates directly with Adolf Hitler's ghost as the new CEO of his company X, following the departure of Linda Yaccarino. Musk made this announcement at a press conference, expressing his excitement over the Ouija board's alignment with the company's vision of promoting anti-Semitism and Nazi ideology without facing any consequences.

Musk held the Ouija board aloft, likening his excitement to that of a hyperactive toddler at Christmas. He shared that he consults with Hitler's ghost through the board every morning, and even mentioned a new idea proposed by the ghost to introduce a Swastika checkmark for users deemed part of the 'Master Race.'

According to an anonymous aide, Musk regularly communicates with the board, seeking advice on making the company's AI chatbot less 'woke' and more 'white.' Despite the board's controversial suggestions, including renaming the Board of Directors to 'The Dank Gestapo 2.0,' Musk seems unfazed by the ethical implications.

When questioned about working for a company that openly embraces Hitler's values, a staff member shrugged off any guilt, noting that major corporations and public figures continue to associate with the company. At press time, the Ouija board had proposed a new requirement for X users to perform a Sieg Heil to access their DMs.