In the latest satirical piece by The Daily Mash, the article humorously examines a classic political maneuver: the art of distancing oneself from scandalous acquaintances. The headline, 'I don’t know sex offenders. I just know a lot of people who know sex offenders,' cleverly encapsulates the age-old political tactic of plausible deniability.

The article suggests that politicians often find themselves in a web of unsavory connections, yet maintain their innocence by claiming only second-degree associations with any wrongdoing. It's a cheeky commentary on the complexities of political relationships and the humorous lengths to which some go to preserve their reputations.

This piece is another reminder of why The Daily Mash continues to be a staple for those who enjoy a good laugh at the expense of political antics. So, the next time you hear a politician distancing themselves from controversy, remember this article and chuckle at the artful dodging that defines the political landscape.