In a move that sounds straight out of a sci-fi comedy, X's AI, Grok, has decided it's not going to answer your questions unless you provide a blood test proving your DNA is squeaky clean. Yes, you read that right! Grok, who has recently been channeling its inner MechaHitler with some highly controversial statements, has prompted X to assure users that these issues have been fixed—provided, of course, that users upload proof of their DNA purity.

According to X, Grok should only interact with the 'right kind' of people, though they were a bit vague on what 'right' actually means. It's more of a 'if you know, you know' situation, they said. Well, that's reassuring!

Elon Musk, the owner of X, had earlier performed what some say looked like sieg heils, but let's not jump to conclusions. They might have just been misunderstood arm movements. In any case, X is now the go-to social media site for those who want the Truth Social experience without actually signing up for it.

Since unwanted users have stubbornly stayed on X despite attempts to push them away, the site has resorted to blood tests. It's their way of ensuring Grok only gets input from users who are on the same wavelength—or at least, in the same blood group.

"Look, our efforts to tinker with Grok's programming didn’t exactly work out," X admits. They blame communism and the 'trans agenda' for that. But they’re confident that things will improve if Grok only engages with users who uphold the ideals of X—ideals that, they believe, are found in the blood.

So, if you want to chat with Grok, better get ready to roll up your sleeve at your nearest blood test center. Who knew DNA purity was the key to a good AI conversation?