Leaked reports from Greenland have revealed a humorous twist in policy as officials have decided to pause anything involving the word 'nuclear'. This includes nuclear energy, nuclear bombs, and even 'new clear glasses'. One official stated, "We are dealing with someone who spooks easily, so anything that sounds remotely 'nuclear' needs to be shut down immediately."

The motivation behind this comedic halt is to prevent any panic while waiting for the realization that Greenland isn't the country with all the grassland. Until then, officials plan to remain vigilant and perhaps a little tongue-in-cheek about their national policies.