WILLOUGHBY, OH—In a move that would make any dad proud, the father of local man Luke Asbury reportedly executed a flawless phone handoff to Luke’s mother right after his son wished him a happy Father’s Day. 'Wow, he didn’t waste any time—he just said thanks, told me Mom was there if I wanted to speak to her, and then got off the line before I could really answer,' said Asbury, 32, puzzled by the swift exit. Luke anticipated at least a minute or two of small talk about his father’s plans to watch golf that afternoon. 'I don’t think we were even on the line together for 30 seconds before he started wrapping things up. In fact, this might’ve been the earliest he’s ever told me he had to get going. I can’t imagine he’ll be able to top that next year.' At press time, Asbury’s mother put the call on speaker so they could all chat, though his father reportedly remained silent except for what sounded like shuffling out of the room with the newspaper.
Source: The Onion (USA)