Mark Carney, in a move that can only be described as jaw-dropping, has invited the Mayor from Jaws to the G7 summit. The rationale? Amity Island's trade partnership is just too important to ignore, even if it's entirely fictional. This tongue-in-cheek invitation was discussed in a recent episode of The Beaverton Weekly Report podcast.

The podcast, featuring Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Ian MacIntyre, and Clare Blackwood), also covered serious topics like the ICE protests and Donald Trump's latest antics, which seem to be straight out of a dictator's playbook. They touched on Mark Carney's surprising popularity among Conservatives and international human rights abusers. The discussion highlighted the weak sanctions imposed on two Israeli far-right Ministers.

Listeners are also treated to the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz, where they explore the oddest ways to financially support Sydney Sweeney. For those craving more, an extended cut of the episode is available on Patreon, which explores the Freedom Flotilla and Israel's handling of international criticism.

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