In an exciting development from Brussels, Belgium, Prime Minister Mark Carney has successfully negotiated a deal with the European Union that goes beyond mere defense and security partnerships. The highlight? Canada's long-awaited entry into the Eurovision Song Contest!

Carney's whirlwind trip included signing strategic agreements with the EU, and sprinting to seal a deal with the Eurovision Broadcasting Union. This Eurovision clause in the agreement allows Canadian artists to compete in the beloved music contest known for its quirky performances and outlandish stage productions.

"Canada is ready to unleash its eclectic musical talent on the Eurovision stage," Carney declared, hinting at potential acts like Avril Lavigne, the Weeknd, and even the legendary Céline Dion, who famously won Eurovision in 1988 for Switzerland.

Enthusiastic about the possibilities, Carney painted a vivid picture of a Canadian Eurovision performance—a stage adorned with Canadian symbols, pyrotechnics, and Céline Dion majestically entering on a giant Canada goose.

Meanwhile, U.S. President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to claim another victory for American Idol, proving that there's never a dull moment across the pond.