The BBC has announced that the next episode of its political panel show Question Time will be broadcast from Angryborough in the county of South Bigotshire. This choice of location is expected to ensure a spirited debate, filled with the kind of shouty discussions and reactionary commentary that viewers have come to expect.

Eleanor Shaw, the show's producer, expressed confidence in the choice, noting, "Angryborough is perfect for Question Time. The town's history includes hanging an Alsatian for being German during the summer, exemplifying its vibrant community spirit."

The panel is packed with vocal personalities, including Isabel Oakeshott, Julia Hartley-Brewer, and a manosphere enthusiast discovered in the internet's depths. Shaw anticipates a toxic atmosphere with a real possibility of a gammon riot.

This week's token liberal, a little-known Labour MP, will bravely argue that her party deserves to rule after winning a general election two years ago. To keep things under control, the police are on standby, ready to intervene if the audience gets too unruly.

Local resident Roy Hobbs is excited to attend, eager to voice his own thoughts by shouting, "Get them out NOW!" at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, his wife plans to contribute an ill-informed question about Islam and crime, which, though poorly worded, might skirt the edges of racism.