America is coming back with a fresh take on an old classic: the early 2000s Middle Eastern war. In a move that has left the public questioning the creativity of producers, U.S. and Israeli backers are planning a big-budget reboot of this historical conflict. The announcement was made despite audiences already showing signs of weariness from long-running franchises such as Marvel and Star Wars.

The Beaverton Weekly Report's latest episode has Ian and the panel, featuring Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay, and special guest Andrew Ivimey, diving into the details of this reboot. They discuss the ongoing relevance of the G7, Canada's unique No Kings protest, and the potential impact of a Netanyahu and Trump collaboration in Tehran. The episode also includes a segment called the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz, which humorously identifies the most embarrassing Canadian of the week, and surprisingly, it’s not Drake!

For those who can't get enough of this satirical news, an extended cut of the episode is available on Patreon, which also covers Doug Ford's antics in Ontario.