In a move that could only be described as 'thinking outside the missile silo,' Iran has opted for a refreshingly grassroots approach to finding their next top military leader. Yes, you heard that right - the search for the new Commander of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has been advertised in a local newspaper. It's like looking for a new James Bond with a 'help wanted' sign at the local coffee shop!
One can't help but wonder if hopeful candidates are expected to email their CVs or simply roll up to the interview in a parade of armored vehicles. Either way, it's a strategy that combines the thrill of international espionage with the charm of small-town classifieds. Who knew global military leadership could be so accessible?
As the world watches with bated breath (and perhaps a touch of amusement), we eagerly await the next installment in this unfolding saga. Will the new commander be discovered among the local populace, or is this just an elaborate ploy to get more people to subscribe to the newspaper? Only time will tell!
Source: The Daily Mash (UK)